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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Lack of words explained

My posts have yet to delve too deeply into the written word and this is mostly due to the fact that my laptop battery is on life-support and I hate the mall.  True story but I'll break it down for the confused:

1.  iPhone Blogger app is very limited in what it allows you to do.  It hates apostrophes, it refuses to put pictures in any particular order and it doesn't read minds.  Meaning I have to type on the iPhone which I detest.  I have fat fingers.  Ergo, lots of pictures in random order without any explanation.

2.  The battery to my MacBook pro dies in like 15 minutes and to replace it I'd have to make an appointment with the Apple store and go to mall where there are lots of crowds and aimless teenagers and weird hipsters.  I'm not a fan.  I'll wait until a Monday morning at 9am during summer vacation. 

3.  There is no good place to park my MacBook in my living room (where I LIVE, duh) where it can be plugged in.  And I don't have an "office" because I fully believe that 0 homes in America actually need an office.  It's a conspiracy but I don't know for what purpose.  Insurance probably...increased square footage= increased deductible. 

I wish I were a real blogger but I'm definitely not.  Not even close.  Oh well.....